The Most Mind Numbing Movie EVAR!!!!!!111!!!
I just sat through what is definately the most mind numbing movie ever created since the dawn of time. They called it house of the dead, first thing they did wrong was putthe cheesy dreamcast gameclips in there and i dont mean subtle by changing the actual scene thats happening into a 32 bit looking version.. oh no, they just stick it in kinda like yow look at this seriously WTF?....
The acting.. have you ever seen people that know nothing about what their doing speak, thats the kinda vibe i got from everything in the movie, thier shooting guns and talking about bullets and its obvious that they never held a gun dont know what a bullet is dont know anything. o.O.
Action Scenes. They make absolutely no sense so i'm a human and i'm killing zombies i'm standing beside a zombie i mean centemeters away and i shoot the one thats like 6 feet away makes sense.. hellllzz no it just all felt dumb. there was an action scene with a really horrid instrumental that went on for at least 8 minutes. 8 minutes of pure garbage.
here's a vid clip of it it may take a while to load but watch the garbage.
I GIVE THIS MOVIE A -(negative) 100,000,000 OUT OF 10. IT SEEMS LIKE THEY HAD A $2 DOLLAR BUDGET AND THIS TIME I'M TALKING JAMAICAN DOLLARS.
The acting.. have you ever seen people that know nothing about what their doing speak, thats the kinda vibe i got from everything in the movie, thier shooting guns and talking about bullets and its obvious that they never held a gun dont know what a bullet is dont know anything. o.O.
Action Scenes. They make absolutely no sense so i'm a human and i'm killing zombies i'm standing beside a zombie i mean centemeters away and i shoot the one thats like 6 feet away makes sense.. hellllzz no it just all felt dumb. there was an action scene with a really horrid instrumental that went on for at least 8 minutes. 8 minutes of pure garbage.
here's a vid clip of it it may take a while to load but watch the garbage.
I GIVE THIS MOVIE A -(negative) 100,000,000 OUT OF 10. IT SEEMS LIKE THEY HAD A $2 DOLLAR BUDGET AND THIS TIME I'M TALKING JAMAICAN DOLLARS.
posted by Taylor at 10:57 PM
3 Comments:
yo what the hell was that...?????? did this movie actually make it to the big screen???
dwl
that is a clip from the actual movie itself
maybe it wasn't meant to be a horror movie but a comedy :D
its reall.. reall i tell you.. i still dont get how i sat and watch the whole thing. and this movie did make it to the big screen if i remember correctly.. it didn't make ne dents in the box office obviously so it never really got talked about much. whoever directed this has no career now i'm sure.
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